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Thorsteinn Viggosson Pussy Cat tweets

Tegan and Sara

You know what doesn't bark for 32 minutes straight at 7am every single morning? A cat.

https://twitter.com/teganandsara

12 years ago

Female Struggles

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

https://twitter.com/ComedyAndTruth

12 years ago

Alan Garner

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

https://twitter.com/AlanHungover

12 years ago

Cute Emergency

The fox and the hound...and the cat http://t.co/px6TyahKE8

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency

12 years ago

Graeme Swann

The tabby cat who is conducting a turf war against my two has just walked into my kitchen, stared me out then licked his nuts. What a cat!

https://twitter.com/Swannyg66

12 years ago

antijokeapple

Why did the cat meow? Because it's a cat. Cats meow.

https://twitter.com/antijokeapple

12 years ago

tom fletcher

I used to be able to do the caterpillar but I'm afraid that if I attempted one now I'd either slip a disc or kill a cat.

https://twitter.com/tommcfly

12 years ago