Tn Wine License tweets
Country Sayings
She's a bubble bath and candles, baby come and kiss me, she's a one glass of wine and she's feelin' kinda tipsy. #BradPaisley
Barney Stinson
Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"
Carrie Bradshaw
Women aren't hard to understand. We like gentlemen, shoes, compliments, cuddling, Disney, wine, bubble baths & diamonds.
VeryBritishProblems
Explaining the empty bottle of wine in the kitchen by saying "most of it went in the gravy"
Sports Pics
Michael Jordan and his Ferrari (license plate: M-AIR-J) in 1992: http://t.co/PLVfgDWKJs
WaterstonesOxfordSt
DRINKING GAME (over 18s only): Settle down with a book and a nice glass of wine. Every time you feel a bit thirsty, take a sip.
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glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
