Toilet Roll tweets
Jenna Mourey/Marbles
Dear dog children, the toilet paper roll is not a fun cool toy to peddle off the wall and run around the house with. Sincerely, your mother.
Carl Frampton
I just bought a signed Cliftonville top at auction for PIPS. I've ran out of toilet roll in the house... #allforagoodcause
Life Cheatings
If you finish the toilet paper in a public bathroom, put the empty roll on the seat for the next person so they don't get stuck without any.
Clay Cook
RT fs you've ever accidentally dropped a fresh roll of toilet paper in the toilet.
Patrick McBride
RT @RealCFrampton: I just bought a signed Cliftonville top at auction for PIPS. I've ran out of toilet roll in the house... #allforagoodcau…
Karl™
RT @Jenna_Marbles: Dear dog children, the toilet paper roll is not a fun cool toy to peddle off the wall and run around the house with. Sin…
beckah__
Cant breathe through my nose and I think theyve run out of toilet roll:( #gotacold #ffs