Tweets about: Toomuch Tong Guy

One Direction

#1DTuesdayTest: How is this guy involved in @OneDirection - and who drew this?! 1DHQ x http://t.co/52t91YiKsm

12 years ago

Per several Family Guy episodes: whenever there’s a government shutdown, we can all steal a zoo animal. Go get yours.

12 years ago

Now that September has ended. Someone should probably wake up that guy from Greenday. #couldntresist #sorrynotsorry

12 years ago

#1: After I drink my coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.

12 years ago

Someone needs to go wake that guy up from Green Day... September has ended.

12 years ago

Women's logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.

12 years ago

It often takes an hour for a woman to decide whether or not she wants a second date with a guy -- It often takes men about 15 minutes.

12 years ago