Top 5 Accommodation Portals tweets
SportsCenter
Adrian Peterson bought custom snowmobiles for his 5 offensive linemen as a thank you for helping with his 2012 MVP season.
One Direction
9 DAYS! To unlock a new photo tell us.. What will we be 3.5 hours away from this time next week?! 1DHQ x #MidnightMemories9DaysToGo
Thomas Parker
Happy birthday brother. Hope you have a top day!! @SivaTheWanted pint later?
SportsCenter
AP Football Top 10: 1- Alabama 2- Florida St 3- Baylor 4- Ohio St. 5- Oregon 6- Auburn 7- Clemson 8- Missouri 9- Texas A&M 10- Stanford
SportsCenter
Derrick Rose is 4-for-5 from three at the half. Looks like some of the rust is wearing off. Bulls are rolling, 60-35.
UberFacts
The proper response to "top o' the morning to ya" is "and the rest of the day to yourself"
Sarcasm
Reasons why I stop replying: 1) I'm busy 2) You're boring 3) I'm mad 4) You replied with one word 5) I'm on twitter 6) I'm eating
