Tweets about: Totally Free Samples By Mail

Wiz Khalifa

drinkin it than I will, but I'm totally in real life not consuming that drink for a while

10 years ago

I could totally be a morning person… but really I’d rather just stay up until 3am watching TV.

10 years ago

I have a date tonight, with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together.

10 years ago

Estas en el boliche, te suena el celular, lo mirás, sonreis y te haces el winner. Lo guardas. *Era un mail de Groupon*

10 years ago

Mail: "Your Majesty, thank you for keeping the UN busy with your Swarte Piet. Keeps them off my back. Regards, Bashar al-Assad." #zwartepiet

10 years ago

The Daily Mail predict England can win the World Cup in Brazil. In 2007, they predicted this would be the team: http://t.co/RFjXxbJ70w

10 years ago

"I love you" and "I'm in love with you" are two totally different things..

10 years ago