Die Willden Kerle tweets
Ricky Gervais
11 of my followers will die tonight. Hope it's not you. In case it is, thanks for following :)
Sarcastic Stewie
Basic school day Me: I hate all of you. Me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday. Me: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk I'll die.
Before I Die
Before I die, I would like to drive to the airport and take the cheapest, soonest departing flight to anywhere and stay the weekend.
Female Struggles
i wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
Female Pains
I don’t get feelings until like 1am and then I get really sad over everything and want to die and fall in love and get married
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i wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
Best Movie Lines
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -Harvey Dent 'The Dark Knight' 2008