Traclke Noise Motor tweets
ThingsWhiteFolksLike
Going into the dark basement when they hear a creepy noise coming from it
Speak Comedy
Me: Hey close the door. Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters* Me: *dying whale noise*
Story Of My Life
When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
Clara Jeffery
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VJ Daniel Mananta
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Funny Tweets
Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.