Tweets about: Tree Digital Kitchen Scales

Lady Gaga

Im sorry the tracklisting is late monsters. A few more squirrels snuck into the ARTPOP tree. Don't worry it will be worth it!

12 years ago

My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn't even ready. I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart.

12 years ago

Thank you to the brave tree who sacrificed its life so that I could have this giant receipt from CVS for purchasing a pack of Dentyne Ice.

12 years ago

I once got curious and punched a tree to see how hard it was, though. If you or a loved one has done that too, I'm very sorry. Ow.

12 years ago

'Breaking Bad' Final Episode Illegally Downloaded 500,000 Times in 12 Hours http://t.co/DZjf9eTqoS

12 years ago

If the human eye was a digital camera it would have 580 megapixels!

12 years ago

Dinner is served!! Can't mess with me in the kitchen boy!ha x http://t.co/11UtEXPFVM

12 years ago