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UberFacts
After being dumped by his girlfriend, a man sold the engagement ring and bought himself a full suit of Halo Armor.
Troye Sivan
NEW VIDEO: WHO IS YOUR MAN-CRUSH? http://t.co/gAJry9sVsy I'll be DM'ing some RT'ers! <3
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Smart man + smart woman = Romance Smart man + dumb woman = Affair Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = a baby
The Vamps
Morningggg! Who’s enjoying our new cover? Who likes that ending? @DeanSherwood is basically da’ man! X http://t.co/1p5v5hgk2Z
UberFacts
A 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife after 77 years of marriage because he discovered that she had an affair in the 1940's.
Scooter Braun
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. Don't let another man's bs be your own.
UberFacts
Staring at breasts daily can extend a man's life by 5 years.