Tuning Alarm Golf tweets
Girl Code
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
true tweets
*alarm set for 6:00 a.m* *wakes up at 5:59* who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?
The Race Draft
BREAKING: Blacks will stop dropping that "Thun Thun Thun" if Whites explain why they watch golf.
Mindy Kaling
It's on-the-nose of me, but I programmed my alarm to play @katyperry's Wide Awake when I wake up and it's been the best decision of my life
Teen Quotes!
I'm in love with my bed, but my alarm clock won't let us be together.
Princess Problems
I suffer from severe anxiety over the new look of my battery when it's charging. It doesn't look like it is & I panic my alarm won't go off
Racial Draft
BREAKING: Blacks will stop dropping that "Thun Thun Thun" if Whites explain why they watch golf.