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Teenagers = Treated like children but expected to act like adults

10 years ago

iPhones are like children. They stop working when you throw them off buildings.

10 years ago

You spend the first 2 years teaching children how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

10 years ago

Despite there being a 1 in 40 million chance of you having been born, your ancestors have successfully had children up until you.

10 years ago

Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

10 years ago

Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

10 years ago

Best relationship: talk like bestfriends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

10 years ago