Uba Tuba Pull Handles tweets
LADHumour
If a woman pulls a knife out in an argument, pull out some bread, mayo and ham. Her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.
Life Cheating™
Insanely hard to pull off, but if you do, you are a legend: http://t.co/NoU79wkPgk
Trevor Moran
Love is a drug, is a drug that makes you feel good. Can't get enough, get enough if only we could.. Baby I feel you pull me to the dark side
kendalI jenner
accidentally punched myself in the face while tryin to pull my blanket up & if that doesnt accurately describe my life i dont know what does
Sexual Turn Ons™
A girl is not a yo-yo. You can't just pull her close when you need her, then push her away when you don't. Period.
Jared Padalecki
Only Bob Singer could pull off all of the proper references and B&W to Color changes. Well done! #SpnFamily
TED
accidentally punched myself in the face trying to pull my blanket up, if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does
