Uncle Eds Oil Shop tweets
VeryBritishProblems
Finding it impossible to place items on a shop counter without saying "just these please"
Aziz Ansari
#AzizBreakingBadTheory: Todd gets swayed by Coach Taylor and Riggins BUT Grandma Saracen is revealed to be Uncle Jack's boss.
Carrie Bradshaw
I hate when people say that I'm hard to shop for...surely they know where Chanel is.
STOP THE ILLUMINATI
"HITLER" HAS 6 LETTERS. OBAMA'S MOM'S COUSIN'S UNCLE'S DAD'S HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL COACH'S SON'S FISH'S NAME HAS 6 LETTERS. OBAMA IS HITLER.
Aziz Ansari
#AzizBreakingBad: Todd teams up with Walt to take down Uncle Jack. Need someone really fast to run w/the ricin: enter SMASH WILLIAMS.
Unrevealed Facts
To save money when you shop, don't touch anything. Touching an item makes you more likely to buy it, and willing to pay more.
Men's Humor
I hate when people say that I'm hard to shop for...surely they know where the liquor store is.
