Uncle Killer Vegas tweets
UberFacts
James Cameron was originally going to hire O.J. Simpson to play the part of “Terminator”, but didn’t feel he’d be a believable killer.
Disturbing
Killer wasps in Ankang, China have already killed 42 people. http://t.co/0lLT5fM7iq
Denise Horan
Just spoke to Nialler on Skype. Theo started smiling when he heard his voice. Missing his uncle. X
Female Struggles
Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's room-mate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.
Caspar Lee
Off to watch a naughty show in Vegas tonight, I'm wearing two pairs of pants.