Valdemort Republican tweets
The New York Times
Breaking News: Obama Rejects Republican Proposal for Short-Term Debt Limit Plan http://t.co/eqDfdEsmLj
Dr. Jill Biden
Saying "bless you" after somebody sneezes is Republican health care.
Jake Tapper
"By a 22-point margin, the public thinks the Republican Party is more to blame for the shutdown than President Obama" http://t.co/5lFiQ021K7
Fareed Zakaria
A Republican Party no one could control: My take in @washingtonpost http://t.co/xM824gaaiF
BBC Breaking News
Meeting with @BarackObama "useful", more talks expected tonight - US Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor http://t.co/7Tys3aZ9XR
The Daily Show
Jason Jones negotiates with a GOP strategist who has taken the government hostage. http://t.co/Fnq5nPncP7
Top Conservative Cat
Republican moderates will step in and solve the crisis. They're just delayed since the unicorns they were riding needed to stop and eat.