Tweets about: Vand Htc Touch

Barney Stinson

Volleyball is just a more intense version of "Don't let the balloon touch the floor"

10 years ago

"Touch 'em all, Joe! You'll never hit a bigger home run in your life." Happy 20th to Joe Carter's legendary walk-off. http://t.co/KPMnQkBH1n

10 years ago

how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself then say "i would shake ur hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces"

10 years ago

The only thing better than what Greg Oden did with his first touch since 2009, was the bench's reaction to it: https://t.co/UqgKzjyemh

10 years ago

At a restaurant? Wash your hands after ordering. The menu is generally the dirtiest thing you can touch!

10 years ago

Flirt with someone in a museum: Introduce yourself and then say "I would shake your hand but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces."

10 years ago

Samsung Paid Commenters to Write Negative HTC Reviews http://t.co/QJIHffS4gh via @qz

10 years ago