Vasily Alexeev Dead tweets
Piers Morgan
Since Newtown, no new gun laws passed, 8000+ more Americans shot dead, and millions more guns sold. It's utterly shameful.
Not Will Ferrell
Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake, so it's like a win-win situation.
Story Of My Life!
That moment when you say, "Just Kidding" but you're actually dead serious.
true tweets
sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so its a win-win situation
CNN
Developing: Kenyan Pres. #Kenyatta says more security agencies on scene, rescues con't..own nephew among the 59 dead http://t.co/ak6V1Z7aOJ
Funny Quotes
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and you're not awake so its a win-win situation.