Verify Your Phone Number Elance tweets
Common White Girl
i am that horrible friend who reads your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 4 hours later
Girl Problems
Best relationship: Girl: Here's your phone. You have a text message. Boy: Babe, just check it for me.
Marc Márquez
Buenos días! Poniendo el número 1 en la moto!!! ;) / Good morning! Putting the number 1 on the bike!!! ;) http://t.co/Yrtyo3AsPz
Dailyteenwords
Don't disturb me when 1. I'm eating 2. I'm sleeping 3. I'm on the phone 4. I'm texting 5. Watching TV 6. I'm on Internet.
9GAG
Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status, after 5 it should default to "Unstable".
