Vilas Dining Room Furniture tweets
Funny Tweets™
mom: why is your room always so messy me: so that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die
Rude Comedian
mom: why is your room always so messy me: so that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die
So Damn True!
when the teacher sends you to take something to another room http://t.co/vz56ssTtLy
Chantal E. Aurea
It doesn’t matter how nice you are. As soon as you leave the room all the other people will talk about you.
Not Will Ferrell
My wife said, "I want you to whisper dirty things to me." So I whispered in her ear, "kitchen, bathroom, living room..."
Sarcastic Stewie
Mom: Clean your room, family is coming over. Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.