Visalis Weight Loss tweets
Minion
me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo
Funny Tweets™
how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food?
UberFacts
Learning how to speak a second language helps protect against age-related memory loss.
Funny Tweets
All failed relationships hurt, but losing someone who doesn't appreciate you is actually a gain, not a loss.
Before I Die ™
me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo
来世使える!クソみたいな英文
「君のせいで会社は大損害だよ!!!死んでしまえ!!!」 - 『申し訳 of the world』 「許す」 英文:「Our cumpany had a big loss by you ! die! 」 「I'm sorry of the world」 「I forgive」
Typical Girl
diet ideas: eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too