Wash Dishes In Hot Water Rises tweets
Notebook of Love
When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he calls you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.
Not Will Ferrell
Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"
Ashton Irwin
How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(
Fill Werrell
Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!
SportsCenter
Trent who? Browns offense off to a hot start, up 14-7 on the Vikings early in 2nd Qtr. Brian Hoyer has thrown for 124 yds, 2 TD.
Alfredo Flores
It's SO HOT in Singapore that the moisture is KILLING my lens! No joke. #somebodydoesntlikethelights… http://t.co/T2Dv96S3jW
Life Hacks
Get a small pan and fill with water. Add some vanilla extract and cinnamon and put on the stove. Your house will smell like a bakery.
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