Washington State Separation Agreement tweets
Tyler Oakley
True friends, after stretches of separation, can pick up right where they left off by sitting together in silence on their laptops.
SportsCenter
An EASY choice for @ESPNNFL's #CMonMan of the week…The one and only, Washington State Popcorn Guy » http://t.co/hzgLcKNXiE
John Legend
F the shutdown. The Health Insurance Marketplace is now open in every state. Don’t wait another day to #GetCovered! http://t.co/LTfvyg1FIR
hodgman
FINAL UPDATE: just loaded Ark of Covenant out of some State Dept sub- basement and into my Subaru. Shutdown humble brag? GUILTY #nolaws
UberFacts
Michigan State University researchers have found that the more friends a person has on Facebook, the less they probably have in real life.
Funny
If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”
Washington Post
#BREAKINGNEWS House will not attempt more votes tonight, setting a government shutdown in motion: http://t.co/2TXgtqINmg
