Tweets about: Water Meter Vertikal

Not Will Ferrell

Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you?" Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"

12 years ago

Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you? Man: It's water *hands the cop the bottle* Cop: Sir, this is wine. Man: Jesus did it again!

12 years ago

How come whenever you spill water, it always lands in your crotch region :(

12 years ago

Get a small pan and fill with water. Add some vanilla extract and cinnamon and put on the stove. Your house will smell like a bakery.

12 years ago

The flower will not grow without water, just the same as friendships, they will not grow beautiful without great love.

12 years ago

The new iOS makes your phone waterproof! Test it out by throwing it in the water.

12 years ago

With @drgregallgood #flashflloodforgood #cgi2013 give a child clean water for a year...… http://t.co/cGzeaezaGE

12 years ago