Water Power Ed Demko tweets
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"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir" i'm not water but i will drown you
UberFacts
There's an aquarium with a water slide that goes through a shark tank. http://t.co/cF8K7m12Tg
Dory
"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir" i'm not water but i will drown you
Awkward Posts
"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life.
Basketball Problems
Waving like a crazy person to get your parent's attention because you're out of water, and they purposely ignore you... #BasketballProblems
Barney Stinson
Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: "Water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? That Jesus! He did it again!"
CHISTES!
— Pepito traduce a ingles: el gato cayo al agua y se ahogo — Facil: the cat cataplum in the water gluglu no more miau miau.
