Water Removal Lawrence Ks tweets
Frankie Boyle
Conspiracy theories are usually some guy on ecstasy, cocaine and Ketamine trying to worry you about fluoride in the water
MLB
Three quarters of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Jose Iglesias: http://t.co/hiNxsQrQYb #ALCS
Miley's mom actually stood up for her during her performance My mom would have dragged me to church and sprayed holy water all over me
Susan Sarandon
I stand with the #Elsipogtog First Nation as they defend their water and land from Fracking http://t.co/tTIUD6G2Qi
MLB
.@MichaelWacha has made 3 #postseason starts. His numbers: 21 IP, 8 H, 1 R, 22 Ks. That’s silly. #NLCS http://t.co/mTRzTSC18Y
Comedy Tweets
Earth is 75% water I am 75% water.. Therefore, I am Earth.
Funny Tweets™
I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.