We Are Born tweets
Not Will Ferrell
#FutureConversations: "Daddy how was I born?" "Well Son, it all started when I retweeted one of her tweets..."
UberFacts
The chicken is one of the few things that man eats before it's born and after it's dead.
Steve Stifler
Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
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i hate how ur born out of nowhere forced to go 2 school then get a job n work endless hours like this isnt fair wat if i wanted to be a duck
Awkward Posts
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
Jimmy Carr
1941. Chubby Checker born. These days of course a 'chubby checker' is a test to see if you have type 2 diabetes.