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Mom: "Are you going with me to the store?" Me: "No I'm tired." Mom: "I'll buy you something" Me: "Yeah ill be ready in a minute"

https://twitter.com/iQuoteComedy

10 years ago

Common White Girl

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* "no christmas is coming"

https://twitter.com/girlposts

10 years ago

♚Sophomores♚

things i haven't learned in high school: how to: pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank god i can graph standard form

https://twitter.com/ClassOf2016

10 years ago

anthony

Women's logic: I went to buy a dress. But I saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So I bought this handbag.

https://twitter.com/iSpeakComedy

10 years ago

Sagittarius™

When #Sagittarius have money, They have nothing to buy. When they don't have money, they want everything.

https://twitter.com/WeSagittarius

10 years ago

FC Barcelona

Don't miss the game tonight: Barça -Real Sociedad. Buy your ticket and get ready to enjoy! http://t.co/iakkd6VasR

https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona

10 years ago

Deadspin

Auburn lacrosse player steals truck, rams cars, tells police he wanted to play Grand Theft Auto in real-life: http://t.co/X90Gsy0QP6

https://twitter.com/Deadspin

10 years ago