Weather Forecast Singapore Zoo tweets
Seth MacFarlane
Per several Family Guy episodes: whenever there’s a government shutdown, we can all steal a zoo animal. Go get yours.
Binyamin Appelbaum
Midnight. The National Zoo has released its lions. Good luck to everyone in Northwest DC.
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i like sweater weather because i don’t have to worry about anyone seeing my stomach fat fold over when i sit down
afgansyah reza
Found this on a Singapore newspaper. We did it, guys! Thanks to everyone who came along to the show. #LIVEtoLOVE http://t.co/UdMSbVMS3p
Cute Emergency
Handlers at a zoo took chendra around to meet some other animals before the zoo opened. Sea lions were her favorite! http://t.co/yHzPZVaESz
The Onion
Government Shutdown Forces National Zoo To Turn Off Panda Suicide Cam http://t.co/Qur5JjAbhI
Funny Quotes
Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage but waving at you.
