Wellness Foe Hair tweets
Sarcasm
I hate my hair then I love my hair then I hate my hair then I love my hair
Typical Girl
If my hair could grow 6 or 7 inches overnight that would be great.
Wall Street Journal
Breaking: Nelson Mandela, South African leader and apartheid foe, dies at 95. http://t.co/tYCeELTJqc
Weed Tweets ™
Tips to Make Hair Grow Fast and Healthy http://t.co/DeDerSX0uS
Female Pains
“can I play with your hair?” is basically a marriage proposal GOD YES YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY HAIR
Sarcasm
*me after a haircut* me: i love it! me: it's different me: it's not that bad me: OMG WHY! me: WHERE IS MY HAIR?? me: THEY CUT OFF TOO MUCH!
The Friendly Asshole
Signs a Woman Likes You: 1. Eye contact 2. Twirls her hair 3. Laughs at your jokes 4. Follows you 5. Keys your car 6. Kills you