Whaleback Skiing tweets
Dumb And Dumber
"Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing. We made a snowman. She touched my leg." "OK, KILL HIM!"
Marco Gabbiadini
Every time I leave the country the @SAFCofficial manager gets sacked. Warning to new manager. I'm skiing in France at Christmas!
Science Alert
Saying "Atheism is a belief system", is like saying "not going skiing, is a hobby." - Ricky Gervais
Doug Adams
CO friend:"come skiing." Me:"I really want to push people down the mountain." Friend:"stay in Texas". Is it important to say slope?
johnnysunshine
@1LuckyBiker Most sports have an international governing body. FILA for wrestling, FIS for skiing, etc. It's who makes Olympic selections
