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SportsCenter
The Chicago Cubs have announced the firing of manager Dale Sveum after finishing the season in last place in the NL Central.
Barack Obama
"The important part of the Affordable Care Act takes place tomorrow no matter what the House decides to do" —President Obama on the shutdown
Barney Stinson
Twitter: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
Story Of My Life!
My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
Students Problems
Why I didn't do my homework: “If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place” -Lee Alexander McQueen
Because I'm a Guy
I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say "He's in a better place now."
Capricorn™
People must realize that a #Capricorn is not serious 24/7. We just understand that there is a time and place for things.