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Moretti Beer Distributor tweets

Cloyd Rivers

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That means the average human gets 41 MPG. Take that Prius. Merica.

https://twitter.com/CloydRivers

10 years ago

UberFacts

Slugs are attracted to the scent of beer so much that if you leave a cup of beer out, they will crawl in it and drown.

https://twitter.com/UberFacts

10 years ago

Earl Dibbles Jr. ™

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear, beer before liquor...and you'll still get drunk, don't be a city boy.

https://twitter.com/EarlDibblesJr

10 years ago

Total Frat Move

The Braves funneling beer on live television. #TFM

https://twitter.com/totalfratmove

10 years ago

Not Will Ferrell

If you ask me to hold your beer, I will drink it.

https://twitter.com/itsWillyFerrell

10 years ago

Ali Spagnola

If you're not drinking tonight, I want to high five you… in the face… with a beer!

https://twitter.com/alispagnola

10 years ago

College Humor

I take beer pong very seriously

https://twitter.com/_CollegeHumor_

10 years ago