Moretti Beer Distributor tweets
Cloyd Rivers
The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That means the average human gets 41 MPG. Take that Prius. Merica.
UberFacts
Slugs are attracted to the scent of beer so much that if you leave a cup of beer out, they will crawl in it and drown.
Earl Dibbles Jr. ™
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear, beer before liquor...and you'll still get drunk, don't be a city boy.
Total Frat Move
The Braves funneling beer on live television. #TFM
Not Will Ferrell
If you ask me to hold your beer, I will drink it.
Ali Spagnola
If you're not drinking tonight, I want to high five you… in the face… with a beer!