Winter Fruitsalade tweets
Frankie Boyle
.@David_Cameron Well done shagger, these energy price rises just before winter are certainly going to solve the pensions crisis.
Sean Jensen
#Vikings RB Adrian Peterson told reporters today at Winter Park he learned 2 months ago he was the father of the 2-year-old boy who died.
So Damn True!
person: what's your favorite season? me: probably season 5 person: me: person: me: per- son: me: oh u meant like winter or summer okay my bad
Frankie Boyle
A lot of people are going to find it impossible to stay warm this winter without burning down the headquarters of British Gas.
LADHumour
'Can't wait for winter.' Oh yeah, I'm ecstatic to be freezing my bollocks off and slipping everywhere for three months straight. Idiots
So Damn True!
Another month. Another year. Another smile. Another tear. Another winter and another summer too. But there can never be another you.
Ohio Problems
You know you live in Ohio when you aren't the least bit surprised to have fall, winter, and spring all in one day. #OhioProbz
