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Bruno Mars
Tomorrow night we take over Berlin! Ich hoffe, sie sind bereit, den Moonshine Jungle geben
Hunter Moore
if you RETWEET this. at some point in life before i die. ill get you drunk or high .
NOTSportsCenter
Calvin Johnson Madden ratings (1-99 scale) -Jump: 99999 -Catch: ∞ -Taunt: Laugh at Dez Bryant -Stiff Arm: You're gonna die -Overall: God
Girl Code
you text me I respond in 15 seconds then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later i'm still waiting for a response
Students Problems
my favorite time of year is when all the bugs start to die
Jared Earle
The Daily Mail are using Lou Reed as a cautionary anti-drugs tale. Don’t do drugs or you may die at 71, respected the world over.
UberFacts
You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.