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Witty Facebook Status tweets

Jack Carlson

Fights on a Facebook status has got to be the funniest thing ever with some of the witty comebacks omfg.

https://twitter.com/JakkCarlson

10 years ago

The Infamous Ri

RT @serenaconnard: @rileyheartsjm17 I've been missing your witty facebook status'

https://twitter.com/rileyheartsjm17

10 years ago

Phoebe Buffay

@rileyheartsjm17 I've been missing your witty facebook status'

https://twitter.com/serenaconnard

10 years ago

Anne-Marie

I hate it when it takes ages to come up with the perfect, witty reply to a Facebook status only to find some bas turd got there before you.

https://twitter.com/AmeeMiller1

10 years ago

JeDi maSter

The difference between Twitter & Facebook? You cannot "LIKE" your own status... We get it you're witty and stupid at the same time.

https://twitter.com/JeDi_maSter0706

10 years ago

Funny Tweets

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https://twitter.com/FreeFunnyStuff

10 years ago

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

RT @dixiedarlin_RN: Logged on to facebook, and tried really hard to come up with a witty status that wouldn't offend anyone, then just said…

https://twitter.com/armyVet1972

10 years ago