Wooden Block Alarm Clock Lemnos tweets
SportsCenter
A&M SURVIVES! Johnny Manziel drives the Aggies to game-winning field goal with no time left on the clock. No. 9 Aggies win, 41-38.
Professor Green
i wish twitter could filter morons automatically, surely someone can write an algorithm to spot and block all the gimps?
Sarcasm
Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.
Total Frat Move
Looking at the clock, seeing it's one minute into your class, then deciding you're not going because you've missed too much already. #TFM
no plz
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
