Work America Schuhe tweets
Professor Snape
Meanwhile in America: Voldemort has taken over, beginning to hide Horcruxes. Muggles still covering it up, calling it a government shutdown.
Tim Scott
"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure." - Sen. Obama, 3/16/06
Common White Girl
me: wow i have so much work to do me: *goes on twitter* me: *climbs a mountain* me: *takes a nap* me: why am i not getting anything done
antijokeapple
School has two O's in it. So does the Holocaust. Wake up America.
Michael Moore
We're at stage 3 of Operation Destroy America: 1) invade Iraq; 2) give Wall Street all the $$$; 3) default on US debt http://t.co/Q9wxrab3iB
God Almighty
If you don't have time for God, nothing is going to work out right in your life.