Wow Identity Alternative tweets
Johnny Erasme
Wow! Boss man @justinbieber just got me really excited and really inspired just now!!! #nextlevel
FAT AMY
me: wow i have so much work to do me: *goes on twitter* me: *climbs a mountain* me: *takes a nap* me: why am i not getting anything done
Luke Brooks
Omg I woke up to 1.3m followers! Wow thanks so much! Love you all greatly (: xx
zanne
"here she comes niall" "wow she's really gorgeous" "you chose the right girl niall" "im so proud of you boy" http://t.co/Y9mnVuqFev
Charlamagne Tha God
If "Celebrity Net Worth" is being used to Twitter beef nowadays I'm bout to go head up with Bow Wow right now.
Common White Girl
wow i love how your face is 5 shades darker than your neck that's really cute
Sarcasm
some people are just so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna