Yorkshire Water Nicky Miskeen tweets
Lecrae
We can go 30 days without food, 3 days without water, 3 minutes without air, but can't go a second without hope.
Football Funnys
Mesut Özil just assisted a goal, in other news water is wet.
Awkward Posts
You don't ever need to add, "I'm just saying," to whatever you just said. Nobody thought you were "just water-skiing."
Just so you Know
The first girl attacked in the movie "Jaws" was actually screaming in real pain. The harness broke her hip and dragged her through the water
Fitness & Nutrition
Less sugar, more fruit. Less meat, more veggies. Less soda, more water. Less worry, more sleep. LESS WORDS, MORE ACTION.
Adolf Hitler
Jesus turned water into wine, I turned Jews into gas