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Zone Alarm Firewal tweets

Le Vrai Horoscope

La zone la plus sensible chez le #Taureau est le cou. Ils adorent les bisous à cet endroit.

https://twitter.com/LeVraiHoroscope

10 years ago

UberFacts

There is an alarm clock named “Clocky” which has wheels, runs away from you, and hides forcing you to get out of bed.

https://twitter.com/UberFacts

10 years ago

Pendejos Jodidos

Zapping Zone era cuando estaban Peter el Generoso, Dani el Pintor y el Mono como camarógrafos. Cuando estaba Caro y Dani. No me jodan.

https://twitter.com/PendejosJodidos

10 years ago

LifeFacts

When a girl replies with "aww thanks" it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from.

https://twitter.com/LifeFacts

10 years ago

The D

Ladies, guys are sick of hearing where all the nice guys are. They're in the friend zone, where you left them.

https://twitter.com/SheeWantsYourD

10 years ago

SportsCenter

DUUUUKE! Duke Johnson eases in to the end zone with a 4-yard run as Miami leads USF, 35-7. #MIAvsUSF

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter

10 years ago

ㄹㅍ대박!

A: มึงรู้ปะ ทำไมพระถึงตื่นบิณฑบาตทัน? B: ทำไมวะ A: ที่วัดมันปลุกได้ B: ยังไง? A: ไม่เคยได้ยินหรอ วัดวา Alarm B: อืม... #ฮาไม่ฮาก็ทวิตไปเถอะ

https://twitter.com/_romeophobia

10 years ago