Zone Alarm Firewal tweets
Le Vrai Horoscope
La zone la plus sensible chez le #Taureau est le cou. Ils adorent les bisous à cet endroit.
UberFacts
There is an alarm clock named “Clocky” which has wheels, runs away from you, and hides forcing you to get out of bed.
Pendejos Jodidos
Zapping Zone era cuando estaban Peter el Generoso, Dani el Pintor y el Mono como camarógrafos. Cuando estaba Caro y Dani. No me jodan.
LifeFacts
When a girl replies with "aww thanks" it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from.
The D
Ladies, guys are sick of hearing where all the nice guys are. They're in the friend zone, where you left them.
SportsCenter
DUUUUKE! Duke Johnson eases in to the end zone with a 4-yard run as Miami leads USF, 35-7. #MIAvsUSF
ㄹㅍ대박!
A: มึงรู้ปะ ทำไมพระถึงตื่นบิณฑบาตทัน? B: ทำไมวะ A: ที่วัดมันปลุกได้ B: ยังไง? A: ไม่เคยได้ยินหรอ วัดวา Alarm B: อืม... #ฮาไม่ฮาก็ทวิตไปเถอะ