Tweets about: Can You Get High From Italian Seasoning

Elizabeth Windsor

American Government started to shut down. Not sure what the fuss is. Italian Government shut down about 40 years ago and no one's noticed.

10 years ago

Join me in writing letters of support for those who are standing by the decision to teach Looking for Alaska: http://t.co/uCi1djjYCL

10 years ago

(519): You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything

10 years ago

I'm not even joking when I say if if wasn't for my high metabolism I would be at least 465 pounds. AT LEAST.

10 years ago

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

10 years ago

The average high school student has the same level of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient would in 1950s.

10 years ago

I stay high, that's air time I'm on the clock no spare time all my albums stay pushed back I call it Lebron's hairline

10 years ago