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Fake SportsCenter
Obama says he plans to seek advice from the New York Giants, who have been shut down for over a month.
TextsFromLastNight
(907): As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Story Of My Life!
Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?
E! Online
Jennifer Lawrence opens up about being called fat and told to diet: "you can go f--k yourself." BLESS. http://t.co/apH2kO6WCP
Donald J. Trump
Remember when Obama promised “you can keep your health care plan?” Not in these 10 states. http://t.co/4vxsEvPdon Another lie.
Jennette McCurdy
It's sad that the only time I take a "brisk walk" is when my destination entails a brisk meal
Sarcasm
Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?