Tweets about: Home Car Rally 40

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When “Lose Yourself” won the Academy Award for Best Original Song, Eminem was home sleeping because he didn’t think he’d win.

10 years ago

will my greatest challenge being home alone be: a) turning off the lights at night - or b) resisting the urge to get domino's every day ?¿?

10 years ago

Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.

10 years ago

Bad day? Remember, you ain't 6000 miles from home in 120 degree heat, carryin' 70 pounds of gear in full uniform. Salute the troops. Merica.

10 years ago

when you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car

10 years ago

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends.

10 years ago

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby.

10 years ago