Husqvarna Emerald Viking Sewing Table tweets
Sarcasm
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Students Problems
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Rude Comedian
*At a Restaurant * Would you like a table? Me: No, not at all. I same here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.
Fascinating Pictures
This is what a cat looks like from under a glass table. http://t.co/0lCEmjezbB
WaterstonesOxfordSt
J.K. Rowling wakes up. On a table are six life-like masks, one for each Booker Prize nominee. 'I did it,' she thinks. 'I fooled them all'.
Mario Falcone
Who wants to party with me? RT to win 4 bottles and a VIP table with me at @aquilaldnevents (must follow them too) RT!!
Funny Quotes
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."