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Husqvarna Emerald Viking Sewing Table tweets

Sarcasm

*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens

7 years ago

Students Problems

*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool

7 years ago

Rude Comedian

*At a Restaurant * Would you like a table? Me: No, not at all. I same here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.

https://twitter.com/RudeComedian

7 years ago

Fascinating Pictures

This is what a cat looks like from under a glass table. http://t.co/0lCEmjezbB

https://twitter.com/Fascinatingpics

7 years ago

WaterstonesOxfordSt

J.K. Rowling wakes up. On a table are six life-like masks, one for each Booker Prize nominee. 'I did it,' she thinks. 'I fooled them all'.

https://twitter.com/WstonesOxfordSt

7 years ago

Mario Falcone

Who wants to party with me? RT to win 4 bottles and a VIP table with me at @aquilaldnevents (must follow them too) RT!!

https://twitter.com/Mario_Falcone

7 years ago

Funny Quotes

*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

https://twitter.com/FunnyQuotees

7 years ago