Tweets about: Jordan Eats

FinalDestination

RT @SchoolprobIems: John has 64 candy bars. He eats 58. What does he have now? - Answer : Diabetes.

11 years ago

he said to everyone that walked in "hey wanna see my cat!" or "dude did u see my plant it eats bugs!"

11 years ago

@Jordan_makaila and I'm a dog who eats cats haha so your gonna get eaten lol

11 years ago

I no longer eat a plate by myself Jordan eats whatever I eat lol

11 years ago

Everybody has that 1 friend that: 1) Turns everything dirty. 2) Eats like a pig and gains no weight. 3) Swears a lot. 4) Has a funny laugh.

11 years ago

@Ted_Eats_World so excess consumption on ur birthday would be appropriate haha

11 years ago

@jordan_glaser that's everyday!

11 years ago