Jordan Eats tweets
FinalDestination
RT @SchoolprobIems: John has 64 candy bars. He eats 58. What does he have now? - Answer : Diabetes.
Jorrdann
he said to everyone that walked in "hey wanna see my cat!" or "dude did u see my plant it eats bugs!"
saul salmeron
@Jordan_makaila and I'm a dog who eats cats haha so your gonna get eaten lol
Verified Trinaâ„¢
I no longer eat a plate by myself Jordan eats whatever I eat lol
Jordan Taylor
Everybody has that 1 friend that: 1) Turns everything dirty. 2) Eats like a pig and gains no weight. 3) Swears a lot. 4) Has a funny laugh.
Jordan Glaser
@Ted_Eats_World so excess consumption on ur birthday would be appropriate haha