Kenco Singles Machine tweets
Fact Book
When you’re single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re committed, all you see is happy singles.
Baltimore Ravens
TE Dennis Pitta was at practice catching footballs off the Jugs machine today. Wearing shorts and a T-shirt.
Tristan Evans
Please buy the alternative singles :) I do beg now more than ever! http://t.co/8yRui0Bdsx http://t.co/Vq2LW25xFC
Sarcasm Machine
I don't know why ya'll are going to church. God is busy monitoring facebook to make sure everyone is sharing and liking those Jesus photos.
Not Common Facts ™
A psychology study suggests that when you're single, all you see are happy couples - When you're committed, you see happy singles.
Michael Skolnik
crazy photograph of cop with machine gun at Capitol --> http://t.co/KsazJCAl1x
