Leather Clicker Machine tweets
Little Mix
Rocking my onepiece leather look jumper today! X #leighloves x http://t.co/jUw1m6eu0Q
Bence Bu iyi
Overlock machine has come to your feet. Corners of carpet, rug, floormat are made overlocked. It's made in 5 minutes, delivered immediately.
Zodiac Sign Scorpio™
A #Scorpio women is a human X-ray machine, so don't play any games. Just keep it real and you won't have to see her nasty side.
Gabe Simas
Lolla: Nine Inch Nails, Depeche Mode, Phoenix, Mumford & Sons, Jake Bugg, Florence & The Machine... e Arctic Monkeys? (via @lucioribeiro)
Sarcasm Machine
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.
CNN
You can now make beer at home as easily as coffee. http://t.co/erB8MNHUW5
Tha Funny Racist
I lost my job as a gym instructor because I tried to motivate a black guy on the rowing machine. He didn't like being whipped.