Leightweight Punching Bag tweets
An #Aries will never tell you their feelings but will do some action to let you know exactly how they feel, like punching your face in.
Mentally punching someone you don't like in the face when you see them walk by.
It takes 91% less energy to recycle a plastic bag than a paper one.
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Remember when all the Cowboys fans thought they had the game in the bag... But forgot they were playing against Peyton. This is awkward.
A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot."