Michael Malzow tweets
UberFacts
When Chamillionaire asked Michael Jordan for a picture, Jordan responded with "I ain't taking pictures with no n*ggas."
SportsCenter
Tennessee UPSETS No. 11 South Carolina, 23-21. Michael Palardy kicks game-winning FG as clock expires. #SCvsTENN
William Shatner
I used to take my daughters trick or treating in my Captain Kirk rubber mask (yes the same kind that Michael Myers used)
David Schneider
I'd respect Michael Gove's passion for unqualified teachers more if he agreed to be operated on by an unqualified surgeon.
Harry Potter Film
Happy birthday, Michael Gambon! Thank your for bringing Dumbledore to life flawlessly. http://t.co/OW90uAILZX
Jack Harries
Turned out the clutch burnt out on my car. Never made it to where I was going. Currently being towed home by a nice man called Michael.